Arthur's Farm letra

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Dug in for the poor,
They heard stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his bum!

Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the {? RN ?} four, there were lemons to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep.

Everybody sang as loud as they could,
"Two legs bad, but four legs good!"
This made the boys feel pretty impressed.

{? K. Winding film ?}, it was "Ay! Ay! At the Helm",
While Dougie Beetle's wrapped among the ruins.
After {? only dodging ?} limbs and {? the Oil of Murphy ?} hymns
And a sale for some second-hand boots.
Years passed by, it got crazy in the sty.
It was stupid, it was total apathy!
Everybody asked around
As the Beast of Eeling Sound,
Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!
And shouts were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
Invalidity reigned supreme.
And shouts were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
{? Frog-time ?} visit to another regime.

Half Man Half Biscuit - Letras

• (live!)
• 1966 And All That
• 4AD3DCD
• A Country Practice
• A Lilac Harry Quinn
• A Shropshire Lad
• All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
• Arthur's Farm
• Bob Wilson, Anchorman
• Christian Rock Concert
• Corgi Registered Friends
• D'you Ken Ted Mould
• Dickie Davis Eyes
• Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
• Everything's AOR
• For What Is Chatteris
• Girlfriend's Finished With Him
• He Who Would Valium Take
• Hedley Verityesque
• I Hate Nerys Hughes
• I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
• If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
• Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
• Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
• Let's Not
• Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
• Look Dad No Tunes
• National Shite Day
• Ordinary to Enschede
• Our Tune
• Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
• Paintballs Coming Home
• Prag Vec at the Melkweg
• Reasons to Be Miserable
• Restless Legs
• Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
• Sealclubbing
• Shit arm, bad tattoo
• Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
• The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
• The Best Things In Life
• The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
• The Referees Alphabet
• Them's the Vagaries
• Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
• Trumpton Riots
• Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
• Tyrolean Knockabout
• Vatican Broadside
• When The Evening Sun Goes Down
• Yipps (My Baby Got The)
• You're Hard