Corgi Registered Friends letra

In the kingdom of the blind
They say the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It's nine o' clock on ITV
I believe I've seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors
Don't open for you

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Beat up on a Monday with your
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You call Glastonbury "Glasto"
You'd like to go there one day
When they put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
December sees ?
Clad in low alpine
Your children are painfully soulless
? Rides Norton

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Doughboy impressions with your
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For sale: gym equipment
But now your jeans are too tight
Amanda Burton on autopilot
It's all you need each night
I wear a tolerance robe
I have the patience of Job
But when I hear your wife's silly giggling
At Ann Summers' party

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Medieval banquets with your
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Stick this in your Volvo (8x)

Half Man Half Biscuit - Letras

• (live!)
• 1966 And All That
• 4AD3DCD
• A Country Practice
• A Lilac Harry Quinn
• A Shropshire Lad
• All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
• Arthur's Farm
• Bob Wilson, Anchorman
• Christian Rock Concert
• Corgi Registered Friends
• D'you Ken Ted Mould
• Dickie Davis Eyes
• Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
• Everything's AOR
• For What Is Chatteris
• Girlfriend's Finished With Him
• He Who Would Valium Take
• Hedley Verityesque
• I Hate Nerys Hughes
• I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
• If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
• Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
• Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
• Let's Not
• Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
• Look Dad No Tunes
• National Shite Day
• Ordinary to Enschede
• Our Tune
• Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
• Paintballs Coming Home
• Prag Vec at the Melkweg
• Reasons to Be Miserable
• Restless Legs
• Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
• Sealclubbing
• Shit arm, bad tattoo
• Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
• The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
• The Best Things In Life
• The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
• The Referees Alphabet
• Them's the Vagaries
• Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
• Trumpton Riots
• Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
• Tyrolean Knockabout
• Vatican Broadside
• When The Evening Sun Goes Down
• Yipps (My Baby Got The)
• You're Hard