Paintballs Coming Home letra

They've got the whole world in their house,
they've got the whole wide world in their house,
they've got the whole world in their house,
to see the new conservatory

They didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
and what do you know,
its got its own website,

they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some good friends,
on Henman hill,
now they all meet up for boxercise,

They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
And keep a torch in the back of the car,

They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
and choose the pub thats got the ball pond for the kids,

They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
Obviously thats just jealousy on my part,

They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
To hire a stretch limosine,

He gets over emontional,
when he's drunk,
He gets all too emotional,
when he's drunk,
He gets over emontional,
when he's drunk,
And says,
"I tell you what mate, that baby changed me life",

If I'd have known they were coming, I'd have slashed me wrists

Half Man Half Biscuit - Letras

• (live!)
• 1966 And All That
• 4AD3DCD
• A Country Practice
• A Lilac Harry Quinn
• A Shropshire Lad
• All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit
• Arthur's Farm
• Bob Wilson, Anchorman
• Christian Rock Concert
• Corgi Registered Friends
• D'you Ken Ted Mould
• Dickie Davis Eyes
• Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
• Everything's AOR
• For What Is Chatteris
• Girlfriend's Finished With Him
• He Who Would Valium Take
• Hedley Verityesque
• I Hate Nerys Hughes
• I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
• If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
• Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
• Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
• Let's Not
• Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
• Look Dad No Tunes
• National Shite Day
• Ordinary to Enschede
• Our Tune
• Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis
• Paintballs Coming Home
• Prag Vec at the Melkweg
• Reasons to Be Miserable
• Restless Legs
• Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
• Sealclubbing
• Shit arm, bad tattoo
• Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent
• The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
• The Best Things In Life
• The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O
• The Referees Alphabet
• Them's the Vagaries
• Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train)
• Trumpton Riots
• Twenty-Four Hour Garage People
• Tyrolean Knockabout
• Vatican Broadside
• When The Evening Sun Goes Down
• Yipps (My Baby Got The)
• You're Hard